Educating Scrivener

In the interests of fair play, we are offering our response to mr.scrivener's recent reminiscent daydreams found here: Good Times with Nazaroo.

I have a few photos of my own, which speak volumes toward mr.scrivener's statesman-like self-control, and deep understanding of textual issues.

mr.scrivener on women's issues:
"I want to be called 'Loretta'."

scrivener expounding the Sermon on the Mount:
"Blessed are the cheesemakers?!?"

Scrivener explaining the Pericope de Adultera:
"So did he forgive her or not?"

Scrivener on Calvinism:
"He said I hadn't done anything wrong, and I could go live on a desert island someplace."

Scrivener on Dean Burgon's surprising resurrection:
"I haven't spoken in 110 years!"  - "Well if you could just keep quiet for 5 more minutes.."


Scrivener's final position on the PA:
"Nobody is to stone anybody, until I blow this whistle. Is that clear?"